 The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a R50 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the R50 note and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a R100 note. She calls the guy back over, licks the R100 note, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a R200 note and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I’m worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived.
 Seeing the way things were going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone’s attention is focused on me, and the guy’s begging me on to try to top the R200. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the 350 bucks, and went home.
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Girls Night Out
